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The Real Illuminati: The Hundred Years' War

posted Feb 15, 2018, 2:50 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn why the Hundred Years' War really lasted as long as it did. Click here for the full essay on Con City Press.

The Train Guardian

posted Feb 7, 2018, 2:41 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn why you should always buy a ticket for the train in Brickton. Click here for the full article on Con City Press.

Radio Con City News: Space Surfing and Cat Earth Theory

posted Jan 28, 2018, 7:19 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

A prototype surf board is built to ride gravitational waves... in space. Joan of Arc's death is revealed to be the handiwork of the Real Illuminati. Scientists prove that the Earth cannot be flat due to the nature of cats. This is Radio Con City NEWS!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Flat Earth Theory

posted Jan 21, 2018, 10:05 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out why cats are the ultimate proof that the Earth cannot be flat. Click here for some cutting edge science on Con City Press.

The Real Illuminati: Joan of Arc

posted Jan 14, 2018, 11:54 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn what really happened to Joan of Arc. Click here for the full essay on Con City Press.

Prototype Graviton Surf Board

posted Jan 7, 2018, 1:05 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we are given a promise that soon we can go surfing... in space. Click here for the full article on Con City Press.

Radio Con City News: Trial by Combat and Solar Gerbils

posted Dec 28, 2017, 2:48 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

For those of you who only have five minutes a month for the nonsense of Con City, we are proud to present... Radio Con City News! The debut episode sums up the happenings of the month in a mere five minutes, and even talks a bit about sports. Enjoy, and have a happy new year everyone!


Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! - Solar Power

posted Dec 22, 2017, 9:41 AM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Professor van der Bishop EXPLAINS! we find out what a solar gerbil is and how solar power cells really work. Click here for some cutting edge science on Con City Press.

The Real Illuminati: Henry V

posted Dec 12, 2017, 3:51 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on The Real Illuminati, we learn how Henry V really won the battle of Agincourt. Click here for the full essay on Con City Press.

Radio Con City

posted Dec 4, 2017, 3:01 PM by Viktor Zólyomi

This week on Totally Authentic News, we learn how far one man needs to go to launch a radio station in Con City. Click here for the full article on Con City Press.

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